• How to kill a spider:
  • get a piece of tissue paper
  • approach it slowly
  • and very carefully
  • burn the house down.

silenthill:

#nsfw

(Source: amethystskull, via malquisto2)

  • me: Hey can I borrow a pencil?
  • student: Yeah but it doesn't have an eraser
  • me: Life doesn't have an eraser
  • student: That was deep, man